Gorilla Chainsaw Massacre
"Six youse ago, a baby gorilla was taken from the jungle, and sold to an animal park.
The owner of the park screamed at him every night.
One day, a kid threw a rock really hard at him and hit him in the eye.
He jumped over the railing, found a chainsaw, and the rest is history.”
-MRM
The men's fitted v-neck short sleeve tee adds a more nuanced look to the classic tee. The fabric is 100% cotton for solid colors, others will contain polyester. Perfect for any occasion, these custom tees are built without any side seams. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. The v-neck collar is ribbed knitting, so the fabric is unlikely to curl.
.: 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Semi fitted
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
